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Rules on surviving a zombie apocalypse

Fri Nov 6, 2009, 8:36 PM
01. Cardio
02. Double tap
03. Beware of bathrooms
04. Seatbelts
05. Reload
06. Cast iron skillet
07. Travel light
08. Always carry a change of underwear
09. Double-knot your shoe laces
10. Don’t swing low
11. If your hands are full learn to use your feet
12. Bounty paper towels
13. Something hurts? Shake-it-off
14. It’s a marathon, not a sprint. Unless it is a sprint, then sprint
15. Learn to throw a bowling bowl
16. Pack your stain stick
17. Don’t be a hero
18. Limber up
19. Inside voice
20. Find a shelter
21. Avoid strip clubs
22. When in doubt, know your way out
23. No attachments
24. Kill with efficiency
25. Ziplock
26. Always carry a melee weapon
27. Never use a melee weapon twice
28. Use your peripherals
29. Improvise
30. Always carry a swiss army knife
31. Check the back seat of the car
32. Enjoy the little things

*Care of zombieland

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  • Mood: Artistic
  • Listening to: For whom the bell tolls by metallica
  • Reading: nothing
  • Watching: Zombie F***in land!
  • Playing: nothing
  • Eating: nothing
  • Drinking: Water

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  • Current Residence: San Pedro, Laguna, Philippines
  • Interests: Rock music, Movies, T.V., Cartoons, Drawing, Painting, sculpturing, photography..
  • Favourite movie: silent hill, battle royale 1, my sassy girl, windstruck, lovers concierto, kung-fu hustle, saw
  • Favourite band or musician: EraserHeads, wolfgang, metallica, parokya ni edgar, urbandub, a perfect circle, Dream Theater, Panic
  • Favourite genre of music: ROCK AND ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Favourite artist: Michael Angelo, Vincent Van Gogh, salvador Dali, Joe Madureira...
  • Favourite poet or writer: bob ong, J.K. Rowling, J.R.R. Tolkein, Eoin Colfer...
  • Favourite photographer: Kuya Glen Abog, Kuya Gerry Castro, Francis M.
  • Favourite style of art: 3D animation, Vector art.
  • Operating System: Vista, XP pro, OSX...
  • MP3 player of choice: Creative ZEN video MP3
  • Favourite game: GUITAR F***IN' HERO!!! Final Fantasy from 8_to recent, NFS, tekken(all), marvelVScapcom.
  • Favourite gaming platform: RPG, adventure, fighting, 1st person shooter, driving, sports...
  • Favourite cartoon character: Avatar Aang, TAZ, spongebob, youku, Kurama, sasuke, kakashi, naruto, ika-apat, ippo, yakitate japan
  • Personal Quote: Aanhin pa ang damo, kung meron namang bato... wahehehe!!!

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:iconpeace-monkey:
~Peace-Monkey Aug 27, 2009, 4:07:16 AM
whats up jootsieboy
:horns:
:iconmareo-and-anime:
~Mareo-and-Anime Aug 26, 2009, 6:56:46 AM
D3 Hello Random Deviant.

Here's a fish. :shakefish:

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And now for a choice of viewing:
You can watch with this eye -_O
Or this eye O_-

Genius... [link]
:iconatarashiigara:
~atarashiigara Jun 14, 2009, 6:05:32 PM
jootz musta? batong bato nako dito! san ka work ngayon?
:iconjootz:
~JootZ Jun 15, 2009, 4:31:04 AM
ayus lang men... ako den batong bato na! ayoko na ng damo! hehehe! joke lang!:P

RAKNEROL!!!

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I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend
You could cut ties from all the lies that you've been living in
And if you do not want to see me again
I would understand... :headbang:
:iconatarashiigara:
~atarashiigara Jun 15, 2009, 9:06:26 PM
nung balita sayo? nung cel number mo ba? kay rome may kontak kb?
or kay mawie? asec parin kaya yun?
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~JootZ Jun 15, 2009, 9:52:19 PM
si rome wala na eh.. si maws sa manila na... wala akong google talk eh... pangmayaman kasi un... hahaa!:P YM lang ako.. masa:D

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I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend
You could cut ties from all the lies that you've been living in
And if you do not want to see me again
I would understand... :headbang:
:iconatarashiigara:
~atarashiigara Jun 16, 2009, 12:50:44 AM
kelan ka papainom? inom tayo minsan! natatandaan mo ba kung ano shortcut key ng bullet points? nakalimutan ko kasi.
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